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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric

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Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric

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@Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Arghblarg
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    33•1 year ago

    Bwahahaha. I really hope the fire sales on properties he is forced to offer are severely underbid by all potential buyers. Make him eat the losses over and over again. Karmic reflection of the fraudulent over-valuing he always did, and reversing some of the money-laundering he did for all the shady foreign agents through those properties.

  • Lemminary
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    16•1 year ago

    Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That’s gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      12•1 year ago

      $3.50 tops?

      He pays way more to bottom.

    • gullible
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      6•1 year ago

      He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

    • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      Confirmed for trump being the loch ness monster?

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    10•1 year ago

    A closeted trailerpark MAGAs wet dream

  • @Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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    9•1 year ago

    And junior is just the $100 kicker?

    Apparently with pre-trial interest, the total is closer to 450 million.

    • @GONADS125@feddit.de
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      8•1 year ago

      Don’t forget the $83 million owed to E Jean Carol as well.

  • @PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works
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    6•1 year ago

    Y’all don’t give him any ideas.

  • @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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    4•1 year ago

    This is what they do? Donald Trump shaped the skyline of New York, and they do this???

    • @DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      Hivemind doesn’t get the reference.

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