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buh [she/her, any] to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

tech job market 2024

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tech job market 2024

i.redd.it

buh [she/her, any] to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • shootwhatsmyname
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      I can do 3/4 of goat and a slice of bread

      • THE MASTERMIND
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        I can do a pack of bread and a chicken

        • shootwhatsmyname
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          Verily, doth I assume thou hast acquired the king’s own blessing to partake in discourse within this hallowed chamber of clandestine dealings?

    • @milkjug@lemmy.wildfyre.dev
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      Best I can do is a JPEG of a goat, but singular. One goat.

  • magic_lobster_party
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    I’m at least happy head hunters stopped spamming my LinkedIn

  • @NedRyerson@lemmy.ml
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    Sorry guys I just took it. Now, 0 jobs.

  • magic_lobster_party
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    deleted by creator

  • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Time to learn 2 code

    • @RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com
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      You’ll make so much money!

  • BaldProphet
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    I wonder how bad the reputational damage all these layoffs is? I wouldn’t be surprised if those big tech companies have a bit of trouble when they start hiring again.

    • @crusa187@lemmy.ml
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      I suspect there are plenty of fresh college grads eager to fill those roles when the time comes. So, their quality of hiring might suffer, and so too will the quality of their products.

      Of course, if AI can solve for program correctness by then, this is all moot =] maybe they’re banking on that.

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