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Naja Kaouthia to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Um. I choose cow.

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Um. I choose cow.

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  • Dr. Wesker
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    67•1 year ago

    I’d milk a person, assuming it was consensual.

    • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

      • Dr. Wesker
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        11•1 year ago

        You’d… milk someone without consent?

        • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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          6•1 year ago

          We do it to cows all the time, why not?

          • Dr. Wesker
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            7•1 year ago

            I’ve never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence.

            • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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              4•1 year ago

              Most people certainly paid someone to do it though.

              • Dr. Wesker
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                8•1 year ago

                No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will.

                • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  1•1 year ago

                  I’m talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples.

          • @Brcht@lemmy.world
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            • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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              7•1 year ago

              Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we “have to” milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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  • themeatbridge
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    50•1 year ago

    Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

    • Norgur
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      37•1 year ago

      No one said you could keep the milk

      • NoIWontPickaName
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        21•1 year ago

        I’m still in

        • Norgur
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          2•1 year ago

          and nobody defined, what “milk” is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.

          • NoIWontPickaName
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            4•1 year ago

            I’m. Still. In!

            • @CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world
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              2•1 year ago

              I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.

      • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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        9•1 year ago

        It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

    • Match!!
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      18•1 year ago

      Nobody guaranteed breasts

  • glibg10b
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    34•1 year ago

    The $2 price increase is unjustified. It’s the same amount of nipples either way.

    • Miss Brainfarts
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      13•1 year ago

      Nipples?

    • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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      6•1 year ago

    • Hjalmar
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      3•1 year ago

      Any opinion on the 5$ price?

    • @lugal@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      You’re out of line but you are right

      • @The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Damn they’re right both ways too.

  • @Visstix@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

    • @TeddE@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.

  • @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    At first I didn’t realize you’d get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

  • @Zoidberg@lemm.ee
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    12•1 year ago

    Uh oh… Looks like someone chose the $5 option…

    https://youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z

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      5•1 year ago

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  • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    You chose…poorly

    • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

  • Random_Character_A
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    9•1 year ago

    In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is’t a stretch.

    …and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

  • @TheControlled@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    I’m going with “people” meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

  • @Brekky@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

  • @Catarinalina@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    not that there’s anything wrong with that

  • @Stache_@lemmy.ml
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    5•1 year ago

    Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      No. Pay $5 to milk two people.

      • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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        1•1 year ago

        Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.

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