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Sausage Rules

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Sausage Rules

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  • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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    31•2 years ago

    The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

    • @HeavyCream@beehaw.orgB
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      16•2 years ago

      Speak for yourself 😏

      • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        2 years ago

        You’re right, I guess I can only say that when I put my penis in the oven at 350 for 20 min, it doesn’t grow. In fact, it gets smaller and very red and tender

    • jedi-hamster
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      12•2 years ago

      They were squeezed out

      • @c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br
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        4•2 years ago

        I thought so as well. Maybe the other side of the protruding sausages were progressively squeezed out by the dough starting from the tip, and it’s probably due to the proximity to other rolls in the back, or maybe the center of the oven was much hotter and ended up cooking (and growing) the dough unevenly. That explains why the tip of the sausages looks popped.

  • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    Stop setting unrealistic expectations for sausage rolls! These are also beautiful, and their feelings are valid! Not all sausage rolls are taut and perky and you should acknowledge that!

    /s obviously, but this is the interwebs

  • @The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    Penis

    • @phorq@lemmy.ml
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      13•2 years ago

      Weenie

      • @The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        Teehee

        • smorty/maria [she/her]
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          3•2 years ago

          Michael Jackson?

  • Beefy-Tootz
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    19•2 years ago

    I’d assume the logical way to eat that is with your hand. I feel like your choices are to manhandle the dangler and eat the bread first, or, you can hold it by the bread and fight the wiggler into your mouth. Both feel equally silly, but I’m down.

    • @SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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      5•2 years ago

      And I’m down bad

    • Alien Nathan Edward
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      1•2 years ago

      The only real choice here is to Nancy Reagan the entire wiggly bit all at once

      • Beefy-Tootz
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        3•2 years ago

        She was the glizziest of gladiators from 1921 - 2016

  • @FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works
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    14•2 years ago

    Some oven timers go “ding.”

    Others go “dong.”

  • @PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    OMG, those poor horses!

  • @BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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    11•2 years ago

    I believe these are called “show-ers and growers”.

  • DigitalPaperTrail
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    11•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • @_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz
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    8•2 years ago

    “Ow you’re bending it!”

  • @friendly_ghost@beehaw.org
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    6•2 years ago

    The joke is they look like penises

  • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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    5•2 years ago

    Kane Lynch’s character in Role Models would have a field day with these

  • ALQ
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    3•2 years ago

    These are so popular that they already have a theme song.

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      These are so popular that they already have a theme song.

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Alien Nathan Edward
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    3•2 years ago

    The gooiest duck 🦪🍌

  • @archchan@lemmy.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

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